mom please can I have 50,000 dollars and a popsicle
"Oh captain, my captain."
DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.
that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
"I almost made it work. The Guardians were more than I could ever have hoped for! But the universe is also more dangerous that I ever imagined! Look around! This is the kind of thing that can happen! The galaxy doesn't need guardians! It doesn't need brave souls! If it's going to survive another one of these, it's going to need absolute bad-asses! It's going to need the biggest guns of all! Cosmic heavy hitters as scary as the menaces they have to face! It's going to need flarking annihilators!"
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up