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idefinitelyhaveaproblem:

nicoleannwinchester:

kellyofsmeg:

forthewinchesterfiles:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

I can never get enough Winchester code words. Also, being from the pacific northwest, my first reaction was “what the hell is a Poughkeepsie?”

I had to google it. Apparently it’s a city in New York.

What the hell happened in Poughkeepsie?

I love when we heard their code words. Like funky town. Or how if they get separated, to go to the first motel in the phone book. Can we have more Winchester secrets, please?

Winchester Secrets We Currently Know:

  • Poughkeepsie: Drop everythign and run
  • Funky Town: There is a gun at my head.
  • If they get separated, go to the first motel in the phonebook
  • Five-O: I’ve been caught, get the Hell out of here
  • 11-2-83: The combination to the compartment in Baby.

"Somethings stuck to my shoe" mean you’re being followed




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brightness:

night vale is one of those things you gotta pay constant attention to because if you zone out for one fucking second you are lost in the pacific with no life boat and you have a better chance of turning into jesus and walking on the water to shore than understanding what the fuck cecil is talking about




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Voice Change
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lucifersdalek:

bellasara1998:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

all-hail-the-pie:

mo0se-tache:

freakzter:

the second of two supernatural-related voice recordings that i just couldn’t get through without laughing

it’s impossible to listen to this without laughing

Are you alright man?

hunting things~
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motherfucking mickey mouse

I think I just peed in my pants…. I can’t stop cackling!!!!

i think im laughing bc hes laughing and i cant stop laughing

SAAAMMMAAAY




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moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on




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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you




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jamesmarstersishawt:

“Hey! Carefull! There Are Wet!”
“Blood Ties” 

tagged as: ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES EVER;  LOOK TESSA;  TOLD YOU;  



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kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle




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hereforpizza:

accioharo:

surlelac:

Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.




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dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

adderalling:

i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

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"this didn’t happen in the books"

— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)



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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork




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le-le-lestrade:

the math books warned us about you


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